apocalyze
to bring one’s world crashing down. it is the verb form of the word apocalypse.
i’d like to apocalyze my cheating ex-boyfriend.
i would like to apocalyze the professor that created this exam.
i will apocalyze my roomie because she is a lactoid.
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