apoding
verb. (1) showing off money or excess in an attempt to compensate for a small p-n-s and less than average looks; (2) beating your mediocre looking girlfriend during a drunken roid rage; (3) pretending to be happy when you actually have a small p-n-s and hate your life; (4) knowingly acting like a douchebag for attention.
i couldn’t please my mediocre looking girlfriend with my small d-ck, so i posted some pics of me apoding on instagram to make me feel better.
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