Apofloria


the disorder of returning to facebook when you are bored or have no more current tasks; limitation of productivity. usually induces lethargy.

origin: latin “apocatastaticus” meaning returning, or to return, latin “foraminatus” meaning bored.
“i have apofloria… bad”
“theres never anything exiting on facebook, but my apolforia still controls me”

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