Apollo 11

launching on july 16, apollo 11 was one of the greatest feats of human engineering and ingenuity to date. it is the only manned sp-ce flight to moon, and demonstrated what we, as a race, are capable of.
conspiracy theorist: apollo 11 was a hoax!
armstrong: i’m gonna shove my very large boot up your -ss for all mankind!
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when two men perform the fine art of f-ll-t– on one another in the sixty nine position.
last nights apollo 11 was one giant leap for man kind.
this only applies to one person on this planet. the mission: apollo 11 takes place with bottle rockets. when joho was little kid, he would make sp-ce ships out of water bottles and paint them to make them look like sp-ce ships. over the years he upgraded from water bottle to gatorade to finally 2 gallon milk jug. this experiment was to send his astronauts to the moon hoping to find new life form. his first test was on his own bruther, edward. but he soon found out, edward had no moon. so the tests were invalid. now he hopes to send his astronauts to pam’s moon in hopes of finding new life form. after many years of repeated tests, he is hoping for the neil armstrong astronaut to come out. if he isn’t careful though, he might end up in mars or worse, mercury. he has calculated everything out, and the best idea would be to send multiple ships to the moon at once. little does he know though, someone might already have been to the moon. true story, based on accurate interview with the infamous joho. we will keep you updated with the specs of how his mission goes. for now, let us pray for a safe trip for his little astronauts. good night!
i have been running many tests on apollo 11. i want to send my astronauts to the moon.
the biggest lie in history of human kind.
usa: hey russia! did you know? i just sent men to the moon in the apollo 11.

ussr: bullsh-t, you are afraid of our superiority, so you had to come up with a stupid lie. we sent a dog many years ago, your sp-ce technology sucks.