Apollo Splash Down
like a swan dive, when you have to sh-t so bad the p–p hits the bowl before your -ss h-ts the seat, only you p–p with such force your -ss is wet.
jim’s ibs is acting up, when he got home he destroyed the bathrooms ecosystem with an apollo splash down
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