apologizz
when you apologize to a girl for being a d-ck and then you suddenly bust a load all over your pants so when you get a hug of reconciliation from her she sees the dark blue spot on your pants and then runs away in fear that you liked her you sick b-st-rd
man i saw this hot girl that i p-ssed off yesterday, and i went up to her and accidentally apologizzed in her face
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