apostrophise


the process of adding apostrophe’s to words to shorten and combine them in order to fit in a text/tweet.

like so: th’whatever

normally: the whatever

the apostrophe reduces the character count by one.
i had to apostrophise th’tweet, it was faaar too long!

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