app blocked
when your iphone’s ios is so pathetically out of date that you cannot download any new apps.
“temple run! yay!…nope, app blocked”
“angry birds! yay!…nope, app blocked”
“deer hunter! yay!…nope, vegetarian…and app blocked”
“grindr! yay!…-reads description-…nope”
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