appearance gynaecology
aka hymen restoration, l-b– reconstruction,v-g-n-l rejuvenation, l-b–ctomies for p-rnstars…what have ya…!
in jordan these days, it doesn’t cost a girl who ‘as been de-flowered to have it all back sewn together ..thankies go to the abundance of ‘apperance gynaecologists’ who don’t over-charge the poor f-cks any thing above 200 ds ( dinars ..that’s in the nieghuborhood of 300$ ), to cover up before getting ready to be married to a total mork!
i am afraid i will bore ya’all with tmi..but girls in the middle east in general; almost all of them, get s-x before marriage through the hershey highway..so, when the day comes she can keep the frontal na-na p-ssage closed like a propel bottle seal cap! man, for those un-lucky few girls who do the no-go zone.. the art of apperance gynaecology comes to their rescue.
what would poor girls do without appearance gyn? and hey..hey, one have to keep appearances. doncha ya’all agree?
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