appetent
a potent portmanteau of ‘application’ and ‘competent,’ meaning “generally good at interacting with software.” theorized to have originated as an egregious spelling error in a spam email subject line.
“become more apetent (sic) for females!”
“wait, becoming more ‘appetent’ will make me more attractive to girls?”
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