apphole

a person who is constantly annoying other people with information and sound effects via iphone apps.
judy is such an apphole now. she was much cooler before she got her iphone.
a person with a smartphone that has access to thousands of free apps and becomes obsessed with them, and spends 25 hours a day looking through, and downloading, apps. they are consumed by them the way ursula is consumed with the persuit of king tritan’s crown and staff of power.
put down your —-ing phone and take care of your kids for pete’s sake. i’m gonna call cps, apphole.
those geeks who are always showing off the latest and greatest app’s for their hip new iphones in front of their friends, particularly those who still use ancient cell phones.
fred and wilma think they’re so cool cause they know when to go to the bathroom during the movies, using their new “p-ss-app” from apple. they are such appholes; do they also need an app to tell them when to eat?
1. a person who either is under the employment of apple, inc. or knowingly uses their products fully knowing their business practices.

2. an ignorant person who uses and promotes apple products that is unaware of apple’s questionable business practices; a “hole” in their head; brainless.
“i hear apple is filing another injunction against samsung for something they say they ‘invented’ even though samsung provides the components for most of their devices. what a bunch of appholes!”

“what did you say? i was too busy listening to music on itunes through my iphone and asking siri to find songs for me. by the way, did you know that samsung stole apple’s invention of voice recognition that it uses in siri?

…you’re such an apphole.”
the state a group of people fall into when supposedly out socialising but instead all are checking various applications on their smartphones.

the word has two possible roots. 1) -sshole, where -ss becomes app. 2) k-hole, term derived from the stupor people enter upon taking too much ketamine.
4 friends are out to dinner, conversation dies down when three of the party begin checking smartphones. 4th “have you all fallen into app-holes again?” often followed by the fourth person also then checking their smartphone
someone who carries on an entire conversation with you without once tearing herself away from her iphone.
gee, thanks for sharing conversation with me without once visually acknowledging my existence, you apphole.