Apple Bomb
v. the act of opening finder on a mac computer/laptop, selecting the applications folder, then:
1. holding “command” followed by “a” selecting all applications in the folder.
2. holding “command” followed by “o” opening all selected applications.
(continued holding of “control-o” is not necessary, but produces more devastating effects)
john’s laptop was exposed, so i apple bombed him for annoying me yesterday.
when someone curses an apple product for poor functionality when it is really their problem for not adapting to a non-windows format.
shawn: why is preview so hard to work. stupid apple!
don: dude, can you go five minutes without dropping an apple bomb? that is the fourth time today.
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