Apple Cider Dick
apple cider d-ck is the culmination of all things holy. it occurs when an extremely intoxicated person has a stinger (aka a raging hard-on, and they cannot drop the kids off. in other words, the poor individual is unable to blow their load and continues to rub to complete chaff-ge. its a double edged sword; it feels great for a while, until it hurts (extreme ball hurt).
example: i was trying to bust on this b-tch’s face, but i had apple cider d-ck and it c-ck-blocked me real hard.
example: i was so drunk, that when i attempted to rub-off with my rabbit fur, i went two for tango with my b-lls for about 3 hours; f-ck apple cider d-ck.
example: a anonymous person’s life
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