apple computer
thread on definithing.com used by geeks to insult each other
apples are sh-t blah blah…
no theyre not blah blah…
door stops
my apple computer keeps my door opened.
the first computer company that marketted a pre-ssembled pc. started by steve wozniak and steve jobs somewhere around 1976. this company grew a cult-like following of users.
apple computer started the pc revolution.
company which has created a cult of whiners who don’t know how to shut up. steve jobs is the leader. cult members are also known to confuse large price tags and shiny objects with good value.
apple computer cult members make me want to burn apple products.
a term often used by people who think that the sun shines out of steve jobs’s -ss. while apple do make good computers for design/media work, the unofficial fanclub gets irritating.
example of apple computers user: “ipod: an mp3 player that poor/wannabe unique/jealous f-ckwits seem to take pride in insulting over the internet.”
pot & kettle? it’s also amusing that he -ssumes that everyone who dislikes it is “poor”. i guess he’s just a moronic spoilt little nerd.
in the beginning apple said, “let there be home and educational computers and let them be totally proprietary and we shall make tons of money.” and they were pretty good. then ibm said, “lets build some small business computers and make the achitecture completely open and lots of people will make lots of money and we’ll create a whole industry.” they were good, too. then apple said, “ibm is an evil empire. apple computers are for the rest of us.” all i have to say is ibm gave birth to dell, compaq, ati, etc., etc., and (unfortunately) turned microsoft into a real evil empire. what has apple done except try to enrich themselves?
pc’s for people who prefer exclusivity to practicality.
a piece of cr-p.
“i love apples”
george chongris
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