Apple Creampie
when you are f-cking a girl, pull-out, and you shove an apple in her v-g-n-. once the apple is in place, you continue to f-ck her until the apple is all mashed up and you c-m. the aftermath is the consistency of apple sauce.
trevon: d-mn mocadeen i heard jasmine last night was so kinky that you shoved a apple right up in her vag and f-cked it given’ her an apple creampie!
mocadeen: that not even da whole story son. then that wh-r- ebony when right up in there and ate her the f-ck out! she said the apples and cream tasted just like applesauce.
trevon: what a d-mn hoe son!
mocadeen: i heard that. next time i might be more careful where i be stickin ma shankpiece, nah mean dawg? f-ck son, i’m tired of them dayum sh-t kibbles!
trevon: yea i heard that son!
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