Apple Faggot
any hipster who blindly follows and supports apple products even if they’re sh-t, all because they secretly want to be in a relationship with steve jobs. also known as the “apple fanboy syndrome” or afs, this very serious condition is common in the san fransisco area and is most often seen in the many metros-xual (also known as h-m-s-xual) students who prefer style over functionality. little known fact: the disease is easily transmited to others and can only be cured after dealing with the apple customer support or guarantee service. also cured by purchasing any good hardware/software which isn’t overpriced.
john: – look there’s tom with his new ipad.
jack: – he has afs…
john: – what?
jack: – apple fanboy syndrome..
john: – oh yeah he’s an apple f-ggot!
tom: – look guys i’ve got the ipad!!!!!!! ;))))) :)))))
jack: – does it have flash? or mult-task?
tom: – look i can flick through pictures with my fingers!!!!!!!
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someone who brings apples to work in their lunch box.
“hey look, steve brought an apple to work. what an apple f-ggot.”
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