apple fight


a mysterious pastime involving apples. people are invited to a secret location. once all partic-p-nts have arrived, shut and lock the doors, close the windows, pull the black-out curtains and turn off the lights. you then proceed to pummel your friends whilst shouting “apple fight b-tches!” if apples are not making a “pew pew pew” sound, you’re doing it wrong. for our american counterparts, apples may say “pew, pew, pew, ‘merica”
“i showed up at this party and next thing i knew people were pummeling me with apples! wtf?”
“that was an apple fight dude”

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