apple iphone


a big useless phone made by apple, that alot of h-m-s buy to make themselves seem as if they just became popular all of the sudden.
“that big black apple iphone is such a piece of sh-t”

“oh d-mn, that dudes got an apple iphone, that sucks he will probably never get laid, nerd”

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