Apple Orchard Crunch
derives from the original meaning of a wifey or you woman whom you love very much. your apple orchard crunch is your everything and you will eat at any given moment to pleasure her. she is wife material and is a wifey. love and peace over bombs in the middle east.
bill: hey, did you talk to my apple orchard crunch today?
petter cotton tail: yes, why?
bill: f-ck you n-gg-. dont you ever talk to my apple orchard crunch!!
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