Apple time
an ambiguous measurement of time showing how long it -should- take to download files on apple products, when in fact it takes much, much longer.
-downloading ios 7-
iphone: “downloading…5 minutes remaining”
-one hour later-
iphone: “downloading…17 minutes remaining”
me: “this must run on apple time.”
the time to have s-x
“it’s appletime, honey”
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