apple tits
a woman’s br–sts who are so saggy, it’s like an apple hanging from a tree.
“hey man, did you see those apple t-ts over there?”
“i wouldn’t eat that pie.”
the way a girls b–bs form when there name starts with a f.
kevin: dude did you see my sisters b–bs??
rob:yea, from the looks of it, it looks like she must have applet-ts
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