applecrisp


when your macbook gets to hot on your lap and it starts to burn.
holy sh-t my junk just turned into applecrisp
apple crisp is an exotic dish of food. it consists of -j-c-l-t-ng on top of a bowl of apple jacks and then leaving it out in the sun for a day or so, making it rather crispy and crusty.
jack: hey, you want some breakfast?
eric (licking his lips): nah, i just ate that bowl of apple crisp i made the other day.

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