Applecrite
a person who has spent many days, months, years, bashing apple products (mainly mac and iphone), but has now decided that he/she likes/will buy said products. the products owned by said person will be known as “rotten apples”.
“hey john, nice iphone, but where’s the droid? remember how much better you said android was? oh, you don’t? you’re just a dirty applecrite.”
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