applecumdumpster
an apple pie that is served after you have s-x with it. a deposit of s-m-n is usually required to complete the recipe.
also defined as, “a relative of the soggy biscuit, this dilectable treat is created when a male inserts his p-n-s into an apple strudel and climaxes, filling it with monkey custard.”
:our special today is the applec-mdumpster. :that sounds delicious!.. wait..
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