Applepants


when someone kicks you in the crotch so hard that your d-ck swells into the size of an apple.
person 1: omg i can’t believe she kicked him in the nuts so hard!

person 2: yeah he’s totally got applepants.
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apple pants; when a female is on her period and the flow is heavy enough to soak through the front of her pants, skirt or underwear and look a bit like a red, shiny apple.
i saw brittany today, she didn’t know it but she had apple pants.

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