Apples and Oranges Humor
when someone has a terrible sense of humor. phrase is derived from when you tell or make up a joke, and the said person thinks that if they replace the original subject (apples) with a new subject (oranges), it becomes a new, refreshed and hilarious joke. this happens often with one liners, etc.
1. bob: “dude, i think this gatorade is bad…-smells bottle and checks expiration date-
tom (a normally quiet supervisor at work): it’s preservatives and f-ckkkkin’ water!!!
-everyone looks surprised-
–everyone quotes the yelled phrase at random as an inside joke—
then two weeks later, tim yells “it’s h2o and f-ckin’ sugar!!!” expecting the same effect. no laughter.
2. carlos mencia’s career is also a giant collection of apples and oranges humor.
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