Applete
a modern yuppie with bright aasics and lululemon workout gear, can be found using at least 10 different apps while running, in order to reach peak physical performance.
fabio: omggg do you see that guy running? what a hot bod
faye: ugh he’s just appletic, i want a real football player
fabio: who needs real athletes when there’s so many hot appletes running around
a devout supporter of the technology corporation apple.
“jane just sold her kidney to buy a mac pro and dual 30 inch screens…”
“i know dude, she’s training to become a pro applete.”
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