Applitis
n. disease which causes a devout following of apple inc.
symptoms include but are not limited to: the seeking of the latest and greatest products produced by apple, a constant desire to bash everything non-apple, a yearning to promote life with apple, an insatiable hunger for apples.
cure: rationality
brian has caught a case of applitis, he’s a goner.
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