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• Appointment

  appointment: n. according to the note you give to the office, an appointment is what you really missed school for when you just felt like taking half the day off. betty sue will be leaving today at 10:30 for an appointment.

• angel shit

  a sh-t with exactly the correct consistency, to allow the user to administer only one wipe before concluding his/her session. i was fortunate it was an angel sh-t, because the time i saved enabled me to see the united goal on tv. the white styrofoam “peanuts” or “macaroni” that are packed around fragile objects during […]

• anglo-saxon

  one of descent from england, but no-where else (not even other parts of the united kingdom) who can trace his or her mitochrondric dna to either the anglo mitochrondric eves or the saxons mitochrondric eves. basically, if your family lived in england before 1066, you are of anglo-saxon descent. this label is not extended to […]

• Boogerwoof

  1) a sl-t that you won’t take around your friends, but still f-ck on a regular basis. 2) derives from both terms booger(meaning slimy, nasty, and dirty), and woof(comes from a mut, usually -ssociated with trashy and greasy b-tches). 3) will let you -ss-f-ck her in a allyway behind a dive bar. yeah man, i […]

• baggy capris

  overly baggy athletic or jean shorts worn by urban males that are so long, they come down to the middle of the shin. white guy: “look at that n-gg-r’s shorts, they look like baggy capris” other white guy: -shakes head and sighs-

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