apploptosis
apple’s programmed cell-phone death (the degradation in the function of iphones, after they reach a certain age, that apple programs into them).
etymology:
apple (he cell-phone producer who, in december 2017, admitted that it programmed certain models of its iphone (iphone 6, iphone 6s, and se) to slow down after the battery reached a certain age, ostensibly to smooth out his performance, after many people had a long believed it was slowing down the phones as a way to get people to buy new ones.
apoptosis: “progammed cell death”; the death of cells that occurs as a normal and controlled part of an organism’s growth or development.
dang! this iphone sucks, now ! it must have reached apploptosis. guess i have to buy a new one.
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