apply asprin
the belief that asprin can and will cure all ailments in the known universe.
also, a term that implies general annoyance at being told someone else’s every worry/suffering.
girl1: “my life is over, tiffany just got that boy i like!”
girl2: apply asprin to affected area.
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man that was just hit by a bus: “oh god!! my! f-cking! leg!”
man that just hit him: “i don’t have any medical training, but i’ve got some asprin!
don’t worry you’ll be fine!”
man that was just hit by a bus: “just f-cking kill me!!!”
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