Apply through your teeth
to euphamise one’s skills and/or work ethic on a work application with the intent of having your application receive a more favorable consideration. it is an unwritten rule of applying for jobs, i.e., it is expected that you apply through your teeth. remember, it’s not lying – it’s applying.
question: how often have you skipped school: never, on occasion, only as much as everyone else does, or always?
applicant: hmm, let’s see. well, i do skip on occasion, so…
friend: dude, apply through your teeth. tell them you never skip. that’s what they’re expecting you to say.
applicant: alright, next question.
question: i disagree with others frequently. strongly agree, agree, neutral, disagree, or strongly disagree?
applicant: wtf! it’s a trick question >_<
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