apptritionist


a term coined by ryan mayer-bresgi at the age of 7, an ‘apptritionist’ is an app technician, one who creates new apps, and who also helps you to cut back on your apps so that you are not overwhelmed by technology.
“i have so many apps on this phone that i can’t get anything done. i called the apptritionist to help me clean them up and to select the right apps for my needs.”

Read Also:

  • Robert E Lee

    one of the greatest general’s in all of history. known for his honorable character, devotion to duty, not to mention his brilliant tactical successes in battle after battle against a stronger foe. he repeatedly won distinction for conduct and bravery during the mexican-american war. at the begining of the war between the states, he was […]

  • Chris Picture

    a picture of one’s self posing naked in front of a bathroom mirror mysp-ce style. usually accompanied by a small p-n-s and a large ego. such photos usually include festive, culturally diverse hats covering the genitalia. these photos are usually taken by players or man wh-r-s for them to flaunt to girls around school. person […]

  • art school

    a school which inadvertently caused the deaths of tens of millions of people. the art school didn’t accept hitler, so he went into politics. art school is a place where untalented hipster bullsh-tters gather to share their terrible ideas and feelings of superiority over anyone who actually has talent. if you are good at drawing […]

  • Brown Kitty

    when a girl sh-ts in the palm of your hand and you rub it upon her v-g-n- b-tch sh-t in my hand so i can brown kitty your little p-ssy!

  • Goosie Boosies

    extreme case of the goose b-mps. the phillies winning the world series gave me the goosie boosies.


Disclaimer: apptritionist definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.