APRETADO


spanish word for t-te!
nico: “hey jodi, i just brewed some coffee, want some?”

jodi: “apretado!, fo sho!”
spanish word for tight.
jason: i just got some new rims for my bimmer yo!
matt: apretado
jason: yeee!

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