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  also phub (n.) portmanteau of “phone” and “snub;” an act of inconsiderately paying attention to one’s smartphone when one should be paying attention to a person in real life. (v.) portmanteau of “phoning” and “snubbing”. turning your attention to your smartphone when you’re hanging out or talking with someone in real life. often seen as […]

• mad poon

  this is a term used by chav’s when a lot of v-g-n- is acquired, or when someone has had s-xual relations, and is celebrating. f-ckin’ ‘ell, ‘r’ derrick got sum mad poon las’ noight from ‘r’ stace, she was all over ‘im!

• roll safe

  a threat meaning to “watch your back” person 1: “i think you’re an idiot”. person 2: (feeling offended) “you better roll safe”.

• gantrum

  an outburst or display of anger by a h-m-s-xual. typically a male h-m-s-xual. an amalgamation of gay and tantrum. the barista forgot to use non-fat creamer and bruce threw a gantrum right there at the counter.

• mufadouche

  one who’s acting like a super super super big douche for no particular reason. think of it as there’s kilodouche, megadouche, gigadouche, and then there’s mufadouche. man he’s being a total mufadouche right now. yoooo this mufadouche won’t feed me on agar

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