April Fools paranoia
when someone is so obsessed by april fools, they don’t trust anyone and don’t believe in anything on that day.
-hey man, wanna go see a movie tomorrow?
-haha, i see what you did there, you almost had me!
-dude, stop with this april fools paranoia, i’m serious!
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