April fuck day.
this is a day for s-xual pranks, april 2nd. you can c-m in your hand and stick it in a s-xy girl’s hair. you can draw a picture of a p-n-s and tape it to a s-xy girl’s back or -ss when she isn’t looking. or if your a female, you can c-m on your hand and stick in a s-xy guy’s hair. you can draw a picture of p-n-s and tape it to a s-xy guy’s back or -ss when he is not looking. it’s similar but different.
: hey dude, it’s april f-ck day. i came on a s-xy girl’s jacket today. she didn’t know it… but i did. president culmen’s a genius for designating “april f-ck day” an official day of the year. it’s 5050, it’s about april f-cking time. haha.
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