Apriladawn
pr-nunciation: ap-ril-la-don
a dinosaur from the paleolithic period that can still be found to this day roaming parties. although she appears to be a normal twenty-something female during normal hours this is not the case! whenever you add alcohol, especially tequila, she transforms into her former, prehistoric, self. the apriladawn is the most dangerous c-ck blocking prehistoric species that has been discovered. she is capable of c-ck blocking not only male-to-female hookups but can also c-ck block same s-x interactions. although she claims to have no knowledge of the c-ck blocking she is masterful in her art. the apriladawn should be avoided at all costs unless you really have no desire to get down with some get down!
john: dude…i think i can hookup with the chick in the corner!
tim: whatever you do…do not get close to that chick by the bar. she is a total apriladawn. those things are c-ck blocking machines!
john: who the h-ll gave that chick tequila!
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