AQA
the stuck-up uk exam board who test their new b-st-rd-lovechild examination specifications on unwilling students, often negatively impacting their grades. the b-st-rd one-night-stand love-child of ocr and edexel. they can often be found changing their specification every two years for a laugh.
boy: i just did a physics exam!
girl: like the one my sister did last year!
boy: no, it’s an aqa, they’ve changed the specification. again.
girl: shame.
uk examination board. it is responsible for 99% of children’s hopes and dreams being shattered to pieces. if you’re being examined by aqa, you’ll f-cking know it. aqa will hunt you down, and destroy what little hope you had for your school life. in short, the world would be a better place without this insane, demoralising, and painfully dull examining board.
hey there! i’m aqa! now prepare for the next six years of your life to be spent in a stuffy hall doing sh-t you hate along with 200 other students that are also doing sh-t they hate too! and your future depends on it. good luck, kiddo!
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