aqua turd
its when you take a sh-t in the ocean. usually after the doing the big brown water snake floats up next to you.
dude i was at the beach yesterday, and that mexican food f-ckin’ got to me. thank god i was wearing bord shorts cuz i took the fattest f-cking aqua t-rd in the world.
a t-rd that is in composition at least 60% liquid.
ol’ bj killed my gr-ss with his aqua t-rd.
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