Aquadump
the act of performing a bowel movement in any body of water, under complete -n-l submersion. can also be used as a noun to describe product of said bowel movement. best done downstream.
timmy rounded the river bend, preceded by a floating t-rd. “dude, where have you been?” i asked him. “there were no bathrooms. had to pull an aquadump.”
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the act of p–ping in a large body of water (usually the ocean) to avoid using a dirty restroom or digging a hole.
the other day i was surfing with my ocd friend who desperately had to poo. he decided that taking an aqua dump was a much better option than the nearby porta-john.
when a small child p–ps in a large quarentine of water, such as a pool or lake.
hey, bobby’s takin an aqua dump!
when one takes a dump in a large body of water such as a pool or lake while actually in the body of water. this has sub categories of floater and sinker. floaters obviously float, which is a hard task to produce the appropriate density and buoyancy necessary to float.
this is not to be confused with a depth charge which is where one drops feces into a large body of water from outside it such as off a dock or pier.
“i just took a major aqua dump and it was a floater. it had to be the corn i ate earlier.”
“dude, don’t depth charge it, if you gotta go, aqua dump it.”
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