Aquard
a misspelling of the word, “awkward.” defined at definithing.com to make the misspeller feel cool and hip.
savant: you spelled “awkward” wrong!
idiot: no i didn’t. look “aquard” up at definithing.com, it’s the cool, new way of spelling it.
savant: idiot.
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originating with the root words aqua- and tu-rd = water p–p.
also known as a terrible spelling for the word awkward
i had a splendid wet burrito that led to an aquard situation.
a student engineer’s misspelling of “awkward”. it is used in any computerbased context to “dumb down” superior intelligence that may be posessed by engineers and the like. comedic value, mainly.
mike: as i was calculating the proximodistal locus of anterior arc b-theta with reference to the tangeant of panel a….this girl from marketing gave me a strange look. it felt most aquard.
a feeling of discomfort…
yes thats right aquard!!
guy 1– “man that musta been wierd when your mom burst in on you and sally going at it”
guy 2–” yeah it was aquard”
a feeling of discomfort, possibly around a person.
yes thats right!
guy 1—“man that musta been cr-ppy when your mom walked in on you and sarah going at it”
guy 2— ” yeah it was aquard”
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