arabian blindfold
when you wish to kidnap someone, but cannot find a suitable piece of cloth, you can sneak up behind them and drape your nuts over their eyes, giving them an arabian blindfold.
when 007 was vacationing at the nudest colony, jaws had no other option than to use an arabian blindfold on him after knocking him out.
or:
during one of william tell’s famous demonstrations of archery skill, he forgot to bring his blindfold cloth. thinking the show was ruined, mr. tell was despondent until one of the audience members offered to give him an arabian blindfold, thus saving the day.
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