arabic translator
jon stewart, on the january 17, 2005 episode of the daily show:
although to be fair, an army spokesman says the firings were brought about not by bigotry, but by a simple misunderstanding, when the general asked his secretary to give him an arabic translator — not realizing that in s-x parlance, an arabic translator is a cleveland steamer crossed with an inverted rusty trombone.
suffice to say, there was quite a mess in the officer’s mess hall that day! i can’t believe it…
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