arbitrards
people born without developmental issues, who one day decide it’d be cool to live life as the harmful, irrational people they have aspired to become.
you may be familiar with an arbitrard if you’ve noticed:
1. those who refuse to wipe their b-tt-crust off the back of toilet seats
2. when something goes awry, you can bet a gazillion bucks they’ll -ssign blame to everyone but themselves
3. a know-it-all
4. in the midst of an argument, irrational people who refuse to contemplate evidence staring them straight in the eye
5. people who personify albert einstein’s supposed definition of insanity….they literally rehash the exact same stuff and wonder why nothing’s right
please compare to stundard
gerald: nope, nu uh. i’m telling you that your couch cannot p-ss through your front door. it just won’t happen.
hank: aw, come in. it will work. just trust me, ‘kay?
10 min later….
gerald: i told ya we shoulda gone through the garage to begin with!
hank: stop b-tching and p-ss this couch through the door without damaging it!
mike: it’s the path of arbitrards to always disregard his friend’s advice while utilizing his free labor.
Read Also:
- Duecchero Effect
an effect or feeling of violation caused by individuals, in a group or groups that you are a part of, putting up pictures/links in said group or groups that have already been put up by you! hmph!!!! i got nauseatingly duecchero effected when they put that video up and took all the credit for it. […]
- asfaawbffe
abbreviation for absolutely superbly fantastic and awesomely weird best friend for eternity. bella, you are my asfaawbffe. abbreviation for absolutely superly fantastic and also weird best friends for eternity jen, you’re my asfaawbffe absolutely superly fantastic and awesomely weird best friends for eternity. (origin: notes with alice, bella & the cullens by lanna-misssunshine on fanfiction) […]
- Duferscooper
a stupid person. an idiot. yo, girl, you’re being a duferscooper! hey. stop being a duferscooper!
- Duesenberg
poetry on wheels. some of the finest automobiles ever produced, featuring engines of ungodly proportions, sleek lines, and interiors that would put martha stewart to shame. in the 1930s, a duplex (2-family compound house) could be purchased for less than a duesenberg. a long overdue bowel movement, when finally released it is large, well formed, […]
- grrl
a girl with plenty of grrrrrrrrrr!! a womyn with att-tude, often a feminist and involved in music scenes (riot grrl) that abi, she’s one rad grrl! an alteration to the word “girl.” this alternate spelling indicates a different cl-ss or type of girl. most notably, lesbian and bis-xual girls have adopted this spelling to describe […]