archivist
an attractive younger woman that have s-xual relations with wealthy older men and records all conversation made between the two illegally. then uses it as blackmail against said older man for monetary or public gain.
reporter: ms. stiviano, do you consider yourself to be donald sterling’s girlfriend.
ms. stiviano: no, i was his archivist.
an archivist is a nice name for male secretary. when a male secretary is embarr-ssed of their profession and they try to pretend they aren’t giving coffee to a boss, they call themselves archivists.
that stephen harty claims to be an archivist.
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