Arctic Speedfuck


similar to the alaskan pipeline, but for those people who can’t wait for the sh-t to freeze in the freezer. to commit the arctic speedf-ck, a man sh-ts directly into a vat of liquid nitrogen, which freezes it instantly (also removing the need to sh-t into a condom in the first place). having frozen immediately, the man takes the sh-t d-ld- and inserts it into either the v-g-n- or -ss of a woman for pleasure purposes, or indeed himself (the self arctic speedf-ck).
oh man, i was so bored in my lab today that i performed an arctic speedf-ck on my asian lab -ssistant carly. she seemed to enjoy it so much that i took another dump and arctic speedf-cked myself! what a self imbibe!

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