Arden

the coolest b-tch around. this girl doesn’t even have to try, everyone just wants to be around her. she doesn’t brag or try too hard to be awesome and look like an -ss. particularly gifted in areas such as playing sports, partying, s-x and drinking. really honest, she doesn’t play games with guys

like those other r-t-rded girls with no brains. all arden’s are laid back, and always cl-ssy never trashy. most arden’s are so funny you will start either crying laughing or pee yourself a little, so you might want to wear depends around them.
did you see arden at the club, she’s wild?!?! i wanna be just like her when i grow up!
the most beautiful girl you will ever meet. she always makes you happy, and lights up the room when she walks in. everybody wants to be around arden. she is extremely thoughtful and caring even though she may have made a few mistakes in her life.
guy 1:dude who is that new girl? she is so hot!

guy 2:o man i know what u mean i head her name was arden.
so indescribable. you can’t live without her! she will help you no matter what. neatest friend you’ll ever have. so nice, cl-ssic, and original. she will achieve anything she sets her mind to.
person: who’s that awesome girl?
person 2: oh. that’s arden.
he is the best man around. he can be an awesome friend, boyfriend or brother. he always cares for others and can cheer people up in a heartbeat. he loves making new friends and is very outgoing in whatever activity he is doing. he is very well-rounded, meaning musically talented while still being involved in sports and also finding time for friends. he tends to dress well and loves to suit up. his goals in life would be to impact someone one day or simply help others, like becoming a teacher. he is a great motivator and coach, like for running. he has the best eyes in the world that lighten up every time he smiles. his smile is also perfect and even his laugh is contagious. he also has a great sense of humor that everyone can relate to. if anyone ever meets an arden, he will turn their life upside down and make them the happiest they have ever been.
adeline: “did you talk to that new kid, arden?”
gwyneth: “yes! he is totally awesome!”
adeline: “i know right! i feel like he will be legendary one day!”
gwyneth: “exactly! he could be the next captain america!”
arden is a village in delaware founded in 1900 as a single tax community by a sculptor and architect. according to the 2010 census, the population of the village is 439. arden is a close-knit community composed of mainly, ex-hippies. marijuana has, and will be very prevalent throughout the village. illegal substances aside, arden is a great place to grow up. there are many other kids your age and you build friendships that last a lifetime.
hey were you able to go to the arden fair?

ya i hung out at the gild, went to the music fest, then light up. it was the best.

i know bro i went last year.
the swanston estates neighborhood in north sacramento, ca , it was given the nickname “arden” because of its location directly behind the arden fair mall. arden mob. cheap housing. increasing gang problem. low income families. ghetto -ss apartments (bradford point on wyda way , arden fair apartments on royale road , etc) wyda mob. howe park surenos. nortenos. etc.
wyda way royale road swanston estates north sacramento] arden
town in delaware where everyone goes to smoke pot;everyone living in arden has parents that smoke and usually smoke with them; hippies are a common sight as well as random old people walking their dogs late at night.
“hey let’s go find some tree in arden.”

“arden is the sh-t”

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