Are mine?
the question that’s always asked immediately after someone else asks if their eyes are red, pupils are dialated or just any kinda f-cked up due to whatever drug they did.
hot girl 1: sh-t son! i have work in 5 minutes and they are so gonna be able to tell how f-cked up i am. are my pupils really small???
hot girl 2: i dunno. are mine?
hot girl 1: are mine?
hot girl 2: i dont know are mine? well yeah yours are.. but that’s what you get for snorting like 5 bags of dope before work.. b-tch!
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