argentinian surprise


when you’re pounding a girl in the -ss and she doesn’t want you to nut in her face so you take it out and spit on her back making her believe you already -j-c-l-t-d then when she turns around bam! nut all over that face!!
bro i did the freaking argentinian surprise on my girl yesterday she’s so p-ssed but it was so worth it!

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